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Romeo and Juliet Facebok Feed!

The Montagues and Capulets are no longer friends.
Paris wants to marry Juliet!!
Lord Capulet has creaed an event: Lord Capulet’s Ball
8 of your friends are attending “Lord Capulet’s Ball”
Juliet doesn’t want to marry Paris!
Romeo is thinking about Rosalie!
Romeo and Juliet are now friends.
Romeo and Juliet’s relationship status has changed from single to engaged.
Romeo has created a new album: On the Balcony!
Tybalt is challenging Romeo!
Mercutio is fighting for Romeo!
Mercutio has signed off.
Romeo is pissed!
Tybalt has signed off.
Romeo is exiled…oh crap.
Lord Capulet is giving Juliet to Paris =]
Juliet is pissed!
Romeo is at Juliet’s =]
Romeo has poked Juliet.
Romeo is idle.
Juliet’s relationship status has changed from married to ‘It’s complicated”.
Friar Lawrence has joined the group “Drug Dealers Anonymous”.
Juliet is idle.
Romeo is depressed…and misses Juliet.
Paris is visiting Juliet’s grave.
Romeo is no longer idle.
Paris has signed off.
Romeo is suicidal.
Romeo has signed off.
Juliet is no longer idle.
Juliet is saying NO ROMEO!
Juliet has signed off.
Friar lawrence is saying, oh crap.
The Montagues and Capulets are now friends.

The Crucible: Facebook News Feed

Mercy Lewis is out with the biffs in the woods, bbl…

6 of your friends are attending Abigail Williams and Tituba’s event: Midnight Witchcraft.

Ruth Putnam has created the album “Frolicking Naked in the Woods: Part 2.”

Betty Parris is ‘bout to fake a coma …sigh

28 of your friends are now friends with Reverend Hale

Abigail Williams “All I did was dance, chill out.”

Reverend Parris is pissed.

Abigail Williams has written the note “I saw them with the devil!”

12 of your friends have been tagged in Abigail Williams’ note.

Cheever is now “in search of” poppets.

Elizabeth Proctor has joined the group “Getting knocked up saved me from witchcraft executions.”

Ruth Putnam added new mobile uploads to the album “At the trialssssssss.”

John Procter “No, I mean…I knew her.”

Elizabeth Proctor has just changed her relationship status from “in a relationship,” to “it’s complicated.”

John Proctor is so not a witch.

John Proctor is never poking underage girls again…

Reverend Hale “I quit.”

Abigail Williams is getting outta here.

Danforth hates when people rip up his confessions.

John Proctor is “I am John Proctor.”

Reverend Parris has commented John Proctor’s status “Naww, really? Lol.”

John Proctor is no longer online.

Oedipus the King — Facebook News Feed Style

Oedipus is old man get out of my way!

Jocasta went from being married to single.

12 of your friends were tagged in the album “Oedipus saves city!”

30 of your friends became fans of Oedipus.

Oedipus has joined the group “Oedipus greatest in all men’s eyes”

Jocasta went form being single to married.

The Priest will be attending the event “Beg Oedipus to save Thebes again”. It is being held in front of Oedipus’ Palace in Thebes at noon.

Creon is HOME…and has juicy news!

Creon has posted the note “Please read – how to save our city from plague! This is not a joke!!”

25 of your friends have joined the group “Banish the pollution- save our city!”

Oedipus has written the note “Upon the murder I invoke this curse-…” (read more)

Teiresias is ‘bout to prophesize.

Oedipus has been tagged in the note “Who is really the land’s pollution”

Oedipus has created the group “Teiresias is villainous scum!”

Oedipus has been tagged in Teiresias’ album “A grim equality between you and your children”

Oedipus is enraged!!!

The chorus is confused.

Jocasta has posted the album “My bad experience with the oracle at Delphi.”

Oedpius has been tagged in the album “The murder of Laius.”

Oedipus is Oh snap, I’m sooo screwed.

Jocasta is in disbelief.

Oedipus has been found guilty of murder and incest.

The chorus has posted the note “Poor Oedipus”

Jocasta hates life =[

Messenger has posted the note “Jocasta is dead.”

The chorus added mobile uploads to the album “Oedipus claws out his eye!”

Oedipus is done….

Creon is FINALLY KING! And gives his condolences to Oedipus…

THE ODYSSEY FACEBOOK FEED

Odysseus is prisoner.

Odysseus misses her.

Odysseus really misses her.

Odysseus really wants to be back with Penelopeeeeeee

Calypso has commented on Odysseus’s status: lOlZ sHuT uP aNd Be My ImMoRtAl LoVeR aLrEaDyYyY

Poseidon is attending Party in Ethiopia. 879 people have been invited.

Poseidon is GONNA PARTY… EAT SOME FOOD… CHECK OUT SOME CHICKS. BBL CALL OR TEXT.

Athena has invited Zeus to the group Time to Get the O-Man Back Home

Athena is Mentes… the FreshMaker.

Kreinbring has commented on Athena’s status: Never again.

Telemachus is now looking for: Daddy

Nestor has been tagged in an album.
Trying to find out where Daddy is – 28 photos
By Telemachus

Hermes is checkin out the Arching Caverns. brb.

Calypso is SaDdD&&&&&bUt ShE rEaLiZeS iF i LoVe HiM eNoUgH i GoTtA lEt HiM gO…

Poseidon HATES ODYSSEUS AND ZEUS & ATHENA FOR LETTING HIM OUT
Athena says: Try me
Poseidon says: AHA I WRECKED ODYSSEUS’S RAFT WHAT NOW
Athena says: Ahahaha, he’s still alive, what now?
Poseidon says: SCREW YOU

Lotus Eaters has been tagged in the note Best Parts of My Voyage by Odysseus.

Cyclops has been tagged in a video.
Never give him your name, in case he’s Poseidon’s son.
By Odysseus

Aeolus and Helios have been tagged in the note I Apologize to You for My Men Being Idiots by Odysseus

Odysseus has been invited to Feast Time, Oink.
78 people have been invited.
It is being hosted by Circe
Odysseus has written on the wall of Feast Time, Oink: “Moly moly moly moly moly. You have been thwarted.”

Odysseus has been tagged in the note Instructions. Btw I love you baby! by Circe

Tiresias is grumpy cuh.

Odysseus has joined the group I See Dead People

Tiresias is grumpy cuh.

Odysseus has added music to iLike: Seduction by The Sirens

Odysseus’s Men are eating cows of teh Sun Gawd … om nom nom

Odysseus’s Men are no longer online.

Circe and Calypso have joined the group I Kissed Odysseus and I Liked It.

Odysseus is back home and beggartime. Awwww yeh.

Telemachus is Oh My Gods

Telemachus and Odysseus are now friends.

Odysseus has created an event.
Death to the Suitors
1 of your friends has been invited.

Odysseus commented on his own photo.
“Yeah, Penelope, that’s definitely not me. I am not Odysseus. I’m just … some random dude. Yeah. Some random dude… from Crete. Who happened to know Odysseus.”

Eurycleia is Oh My Gods OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG

Athena has created an event.
Archery Competition, using Odysseus’s bow.
It is being hosted by Penelope.
231 of your friends have been invited.

Telemachus has joined the group My Dad Kicks More Butt Than All The Guys in 300.

Telemachus has joined the group TAKE THAT SUITORS

Telemachus has joined the group My Father Taught Me How To Be A Man, Rawr

Telemachus has joined the group My Dad is a Greek Hero. What About Yours?

Telemachus has left the group Ineffective Sissies Who Can’t Even Stand Up for the Dignity of Their Moms

Telemachus has added a song to his iLike: Slaughter of Maids by Payback’s a Biatch

Penelope and Odysseus are now fans of The Great Rooted Bed

Penelope and Odysseus are now married.
Telemachus says: But you were married

Penelope is <3

Athena has created an event.
A Really Long Night… All For Penny and Ody
Eumaeus has commented on A Really Long Night…: Is this really necessary? Couldn’t you have at least warned everybody else beforehand?

Telemachus is visiting Grandpa Laertes with Daddy today.

Laertes is OMG MY SON IS ALIVE

Athena has created the group Peace.
Everybody in Ithaca has been invited.

Tiresias is grumpy cuh.

Three Witches are making prophecies.

Macbeth joined the group “I Want to Be King”.

The account of the Thane of Cawdor has been removed.

Lady Macbeth is plotting, plotting, plotting!

Lady Macbeth has changed her gender.

Duncan is going to Macbeth’s for the weekend!

Macbeth isn’t so sure…

Banquo wrote on Macbeth’s wall:
“So have you thought about what the witches said? I can’t get away from it.”

Macbeth can’t get the blood off my hands!

8 of your friends are attending Duncan’s death.

Malcolm is leaving for Scotland today with Donalbain.

Ross is suspicious of something.

Macbeth has changed his networks from “Thane” and “Cawdor” to “Dunsinane”.

Banquo joined the group “Dr. Phil’s Advice on Best Friends”.

Macbeth has new employees!

The account of Banquo has been removed.

Macbeth is going crazy!

Ghost of Banquo is new to Facebook and is in one of your networks. Welcome him to facebook by adding him as a friend or writing on his wall.

Three Witches are warning Macbeth of many things to come.

Macduff has changed his network from “Scotland” to “England”.
The account of Lady Macduff has been removed.

Malcolm and Macduff are now friends through the I Hate the King feature.

Lady Macbeth is washing her hands.

Macbeth is no one can mess with me!

The network “Birnam Wood” has joined the network “Dunsinane”.

The account of Lady Macbeth has been removed.

Macduff was from his mother’s womb, untimely ripped!

Macbeth and Macduff are no longer friends.

The account of Macbeth has been removed.

Malcolm has changed his network from “England” to “Dunsinane”.

The Kite Runner facebook page

Amir and Hassan are now friends.

Amir and Hassan joined the group Kite Fighting

Amir “Baba is sooo mean!!”

Amir, “Never mind that last comment…”

Assef has been promoted to Bully status

Hassan has skills with his slingshot

OMG Amir loved when Hassan stood up to Assef

Assef swears revenge

Amir won the kite fighting tourney!!

Hassan got the kite, what a day!

Amir “Hassan is acting weird, wtf”

Hassan is a thief, disgraced.

7 of your friends are now friend with The Russians

Amir and Baba joined the group American Refugees

Flea Market romance, Soraya and Amir are now “In a Relationship”.

Amir joined the group Happily Married.

Baba has cancer :[

Amir has created the group In Loving Memory of Baba

Amir career status: writer

Rahim Khan wrote “There is a way to be good again” on Amir’s wall.

Amir is on the move again, back home.

Deceased: Ali, Hassan

New comment: Hassan was Baba’s son

Amir seeks relationship with nephew Sohrab

Amir found Sohrab, he is with Assef, OMG.

Amir “Dang, Assef is still evil”

Amir and Assef are attending the event Fight Till the Death

Sohrab joins group, Like Father Like Son

Sohrab shot Assef with slingshot

Amir is bringing back Sohrab.

Sohrab tried to join the group Suicide, but was not accepted.

Sohrab is emotionally damaged

Amir comments during kite flying: “For you, a thousand times over.”

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Wizard of Oz Facebook Feed

Dorothy has signed on.

Dorothy has joined the group “No one Ever Listens to Me!”

Dorothy is attending Professor Marvel’s Psychic Reading. Comment RSVP to this event

Professor Marvel wrote on Dorothy’s wall: lets face it Auntie Em is pretty old and I think u should def go check on her ASAP

Dorothy was tagged in the album Caught in a Storm.

Dorothy feels like her whole world is spinning.

Dorothy is idle.

Dorothy is soo not in Kansas anymore. OMG!

Dorothy joined the group “I didn’t know houses could kill witches. COOL!”

Dorothy is now friends with the Munchkins of Munchkinland and Glinda the Good Witch.

Glinda the Good Witch gave Dorothy a piece of flair.

Dorothy uploaded a new video: Yellow Brick Road – That’s What’s Up.

Dorothy is now friends with Scarecrow.

Scarecrow posted a sticky note: need 2 git a brayn.

Dorothy is now friends with Tinman.

Tinman is in search of a heart…poor me.

Dorothy is now friends with Cowardly Lion.

Cowardly Lion says put ‘em up put ‘em up!

Dorothy is Off to See the Wizard!

Dorothy is attending the event Welcome to Oz!

Cowardly Lion tagged Dorothy, Scarecrow, and Tinman in the album Getting All Dolled Up!

Dorothy is so psyched to finally see the Wiz.

The Wizard posted a note saying: you have to bring me the witch’s broom DUH!

Dorothy joined the group “I lost my phone when a flying monkey grabbed me so I need everyone’s numbers again.”

Dorothy is running out of time.

Scarecrow, Tinman, and Cowardly Lion are trying to rescue Dorothy shhh.

Dorothy updated her Favorite Quotes: “I’m melting, I’m melting!”

Dorothy is headed back to Oz!!

Dorothy says the Wizard is such a fake!

The Wizard gave gifts to Scarecrow, Tinman, and Cowardly Lion.

Dorothy is now a little homesick .

Glinda the Good Witch wrote on Dorothy’s wall: Just remember, “There’s no place like home.”

Dorothy is no longer listed as idle.

Dorothy is finally back with the fam.

Dorothy has signed off.

Antigone News Feed
Antigone wrote on Ismene’s Wall
Eteocles is six feet under ￬
Polyneices is still idle
Creon has been tagged in the album “I came to power because…”
Ismene is considering her unfortunate family history 
Antigone has joined the group “Religious Criminals for Life”
The Chorus is telling it like it is
Creon has posted a note: DO NOT BURY THAT BODY!!! Or else…
Antigone is stealthier than you think : ]
Sentry is shaking in his sandals
Creon and Sentry are no longer friends.
Polyneices status has gone from “buried” to “unburied?”
The Chorus knows what’s up
Polyneices had signed off.
Antigone is guilty for sure
Creon and Sentry are friends again
Sentry has commented on Creon’s Wall “It was her!”
Antigone did the deed *
Sentry is off the hook (PRAISE ZEUS!)
Ismene wants to die too…
Creon can’t believe it…
The Chorus is so smart
Haemon and Antigone have gone from “engaged” to “it’s complicated”
Haemon commented on Creon’s Wall:
“You would be a fine dictator of a desert.”
Creon is pissed again
Antigone is now a member of the Rocky Cavern Network
Tieresias is CAUTION don’t kill that girl
Creon is OH CRAP!
Antigone has signed herself out
Haemon has poked himself
Antigone and Haemon are now “married”
The Queen has poked herself too
Creon is now a widow and sonless
Creon is now wondering off…
The Chorus speaks the wisdom… a little too late 

Heart of Darkness Facebook:

The narrator, Director, Accountant, and Marlow have all joined the Nellie network.

Marlow is telling his story of the Congo.

Marlow joins the group The Company.

4 of your friends were tagged in an album. Outer Sation by Marlow.

Marlow is hot, sweaty, and pissed. I NEED RIVETS!!!!!!!!!!

Marlow is now friends with the Manager and the Brickmaker.

Marlow has joined the group “Happy seamen with fixed boat”

Marlow is now friends with pilgrims and cannibals.

Marlow became a fan of Kurtz

10 of your friends were tagged in the photo “Under savage fire, but those Africans have darn
good restraint. Lol”

Marlow is white men are so useless.

Marlow’s relationship with the helmsman went from “in a relationship” to “it’s complicated”.

Marlow, The Natives, and the Harlequin joined the group I LOVE KURTZ ♥♥

Kurtz wrote on your Wall: “Save me! – save the ivory.”

The Harlequin signed off.

Marlow is pisssssssssssssed. Tired of chasing after Kurtz.

3 of your friends left the group Inners Station: Company Style

Marlow and Kurtz are in a relationship.

Kurtz sent Marlow a gift using the Before I die… application

Kurtz is “The Horror! The Horror!”

Kurtz signed off.

Marlow has 1 new event invitation: MEETING w/ the INTENDED !!!!

Marlow is disgusted. I lied to a crazy lady today.

Facebook Newsfeed~ Lord of the Flies:

British Schoolboys land on deserted island.

Ralph, Piggy, Jack, Simon, Sam, Eric, Roger, Maurice, and Percival, join group “British Schoolboys.”

Ralph is made officer of group “British Schoolboys.”

Ralph gave a gift “Conch Shell.”

Ralph, Jack, and Simon attend event “Exploring the Island.”

British Schoolboys attend event “Building A Fire.”

Piggy gives a gift “Glasses.”

Smallest boys join group “Littluns.”

Littluns go swimming.

Simon is wandering off.

Littluns are looking for food.

Jack is hunting.

Piggy is thinking about building a sundial.

Piggy is angry at Jack for letting the fire burn out.

Jack gives Piggy a gift “Punch.”

Ralph is friends with Piggy.

Jack is named officer of group “The Expedition to Hunt the Beast.”

Ralph is fighting with Jack.

Jack joins group “Hunters” and is named chief.

Simon is wandering off.

Hunters kill a pig.

Simon is talking to the head of a pig.

The head of the pig is Lord of the Flies.

Lord of the Flies is wise.

Simon is going back to camp.

Simon is R.I.P.

Jack makes a new group.

Jack invites everyone except Sam, Eric, Ralph, and Piggy.

Jack is FEAR!

Hunters attend event “Attacking Others.”

Piggy is angry because glasses stolen.

Ralph and Piggy go to talk to Jack.

Jack is angry.

Roger is tipping over a rock.

Piggy is R.I.P.

Jack names himself chief.

Ralph is running away from Jack.

Naval Officer is rescuing Ralph.

The group British Schoolboys attend event “Going Home.”

—-Rabbit, Run Facebook News Feed—–

Rabbit Angstrom joined the group I Used to be the Man in High School

Rabbit Angstrom’s relationship status is Married to Janice Angstrom

Rabbit Angstrom joined the group I Hate My Life

Rabbit Angstrom is unhappy

Rabbit Angstrom is walking out on his family and driving south

Rabbit Angstrom is back in Mount Judge

Rabbit Angstrom and Marty Tothero are now friends

Rabbit Angstrom and Jack Eccles are now friends

Rabbit Angstrom’s relationship status has changed to It’s Complicated

Rabbit Angstrom likes his new independence

Rabbit Angstrom and Ruth Leonard are now friends

Rabbit Angstrom’s relationship status has changed to In a Relationship with Ruth Leonard

Rabbit Angstrom is the father of Rebecca

Rabbit Angstrom’s relationship status has changed to Married to Janice Angstrom

Rabbit Angstrom is going to try

Rabbit Angstrom joined the group My Wife Doesn’t Want to Sleep with Me

Rabbit Angstrom has to get out of the house

Rabbit Angstrom joined the group My Wife is an Alcoholic

Rabbit Angstrom is attending Rebecca’s Funeral

Rabbit Angstrom’s relationship status has changed to It’s Complicated

Rabbit Angstrom is Run

Macbeth Facebook Feed

The 3 Witches were tagged in the album “Meeting on the Blasted Heath in Bad Weather”

The Witches created an event: Meet Macbeth!

Macbeth wrote on Banquo’s wall: Yeahhhh boyy!! We slaughtered them kerns and Norweyans! Party time!

Macdonald is now offline.

King Duncan is super happy.

Macbeth thinks this is crappy weather to be taking a walk in.

Banquo says: I agree.

The Witches are attending Meet Macbeth!

Witch One is hailing Macbeth, thane of Glamis.

Witch Two is hailing Macbeth, thane of Cawdor.

Witch Three is hailing Macbeth, the future king of Scotland.

Banquo says: WTF?

Banquo wrote on The Witches’ Wall: uhh, what about me?! Don’t I get my future predicted too?

Witch Three thinks Banquo will get kings without being one.

Macbeth says: not cool.

Ross is heading out to the blasted heath. BBL.

Ross says: Ay, yo, Macbeth! Nice job slicing up the Irishmen. King Duncan’s made you Thane of Cawdor now!

Macbeth has commented on Ross’s post: Dude, for reals?

Macbeth has written a note: To Lady Macbeth, I’m the Thane of Cawdor!

Lady Macbeth is thinking… Hmm, these man-witches were right…

Macbeth has commented on Lady Macbeth’s status: OMG, I know, right? I wonder… that third prophecy…

King Duncan is going to chill at Macbeth’s castle for a little while. BBL.

Lady Macbeth is off to the study to plot. TTYL.

Lady Macbeth has written on Macbeth’s Wall: So tonight, we’re going to kill the king. Deal?

Macbeth has written on Lady Macbeth’s Wall: WHAAAAAAT????? I don’t wanna!!!

Lady Macbeth says: You wuss. Unsex me here!

Macbeth says: Oh, all right, honey, if that’s what you want…

King Duncan has arrived at Macbeth’s castle. Night, night Scotland.

Macbeth sees a dagger before him. Ohhh… I shouldn’t have eaten all that mutton…

Lady Macbeth says: Man up! Did you do it?

King Duncan is now offline.

Macbeth says: Yes… OMFG OMFG What did I just do?

Lady Macbeth is ah, crap, why do I have to do everything?

Lady Macbeth is busy framing Duncan’s guards for the murder. BRB.

Macduff is heading out to Inverness.

Macduff says: “O horror, horror, horror!”

Macduff is feeling a little odd about things…

Malcolm says: Oh, crap.

Malcolm is going to England. =[

Macbeth has created an event: Macbeth’s Coronation as king of Scotland. All of your friends are attending.

King Macbeth is uneasy about Banquo…

Banquo is now offline.

Macbeth has created an event: Feast!!

Macbeth says : Good job, murderers!

Macbeth is off to the feast.

Macbeth is OMFG OMFG! It’s the ghost of Banquo! WAAAHHHHH!

Lady Macbeth says: Pull yourself together!

The Feast has been cancelled.

Macbeth doesn’t feel so well. =[ Off to the Witches’ now. BBL.

The Witches have bought some tongue of dog, wool of bat, and adder’s fork on the Facebook Markteplace!

The Witches are busy making apparitions. TTYL.

Macbeth says: I have some questions.

The Witches say: OK, ask the bloody baby, armed head, and crowned baby.

Macbeth says: OK.

Macbeth has updated his “About Me” section: Hi, I’m Macbeth. I’ve got to beware Macduff, none of woman born shall harm me, and I shall never be vanquished until the trees in the Birnam Forest attack my castle. Nice to meet you.

Macduff is going to England. BBL.

Macbeth has created an event: Murder Lady Macduff and her kids!
2 of your friends attended the event.

Lady Macduff is now offline.

Lady Macbeth can’t sleep. =[

The Doctor is going to check up on Lady Macbeth.

The Doctor says: OMFG OMFG psycho lady!!

Ross has written on Macduff’s Wall: Um, sorry to tell you, but your wife and kids are murdered.

Macduff is crying in his corner.

Malcolm wrote on Macduff’s Wall: Duffy, use this as motivation to overthrow the tyrant.

Malcolm is preparing to invade Scotland!

Siward likes Malcolm’s status.

Malcolm is busy cutting down Birnam Forest
and using trees as camouflage. BRB.

Macbeth is panicking.

The Doctor says: I have bad news. Your wife’s dead.

Macbeth says: Damn. Nothing matters in life, does it?

Macbeth is putting his armor on.

Macduff is going to fight!

Macbeth sees Birnam Forest marching up to his castle: OMFG THE PROPHECY!!

Macbeth says: Wait, everyone’s born of woman! Phew.

Macduff says: Not so much. I had a C-section. Not the same thing as being born of woman.

Macbeth says: oh, snap.

Macbeth is now offline.

Malcolm has created an event: Malcolm’s Coronation! All of your friends are attending.

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